Joke of the Week: Animal control

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A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and, about an hour later, a man shows up with a ladder, a pit bull, and a shotgun.

The animal control employee tells the man, I’m here to get the gorilla out of your tree. I’m going to use this ladder to climb up the tree and shake the branch the gorilla is on to knock him to the ground. The pit bull is trained to go after anything that falls from the tree and bites their balls which calms the animal down so I can put him in the truck.’

The man says Okay, I see what the ladder and the pit bull are for but what is the shotgun for?’

The animal control employee says, Oh, that’s for you. In case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog. A gorilla, pitbull, and a human – what’s the worst that could happen?

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Originally from Denmark, Carsten returned to Peru in 2002 with his wife and eldest son. He started LivinginPeru.com in 2005, among other ventures in Peru. Before this, Carsten has worked in tourism, living in France, Sicily, and the U.S., and promoted bands like Metallica, Def Leppard and U2 for PolyGram Records (now Universal Music). Carsten loves pisco sours, Peru’s cuisine, and traveling with his family within Peru, a country that he believes is the land of opportunities.