Joke of the Week: Birth control for grandma


The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to
bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As
the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.

Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

Yes, they help me sleep at night.

Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!

She reached out and patted the young Doctor’s knee…. Yes, dear, I
know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass
of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. And believe
me, it definitely helps me sleep at night.

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_This joke was suggested by a reader of Peru this Week and the Saturday Morning newsletter. If you have a joke to share, write to_ editor@peruthisweek.comMr. Living in Peru received this joke from a reader, John Lakatos.